Not TelevisionSo as you by now know, today is Maria's birthday. Which translates into, 'Last night I made a cake!' It turns out, cakes are easy. Making a cake is a piece of cake. It's easier than making pasta. Here's the ease-heirarchy of foods I have made recently:
- HARDEST
- Pasta
- Chicken & Stuffing
- Cake
- Ordering Chineese
- Pizza
- EASIEST
This discovery has led me to think we could have cake literally all the time. If I can find a reliable source for Cherry Chip Cake, I might just make a bunch of them.
Yesterday I also decided to give this whole Bittorrent thing a try. I have my computer at home hooked up to my tv, and they already have iPod video videos out there, so it seems worth checking out. What I've found majorly dissapointing thus far is that it's SLOW. I know Mootzgorilla used to have to run torrents overnight to get us episodes of stuff we'd miss, but I assumed that was because there was a queue. It turns out you download at like 3KB/s. So much for downloading from tons of people at once and getting it really fast. I'm letting a couple of things run for the next couple of days - I'll see if it's worth it.
Finally, I've noticed how people in the city litter all the time. They're holding a wrapper or something in their hand and they just drop it. What the fuck? I guess we were brought up a lot differently in Wisconsin, but that's just not acceptable. Not littering is something you learn in first grade. Before first grade, even. It's such a small thing, but just put that in your pocket and throw it away later if you're not by a trash can. It baffels me - despite it being a small decision, it's something that I'm 100% different from other city-dwellers on (not all of them, of course). All they're doing is making their home crappier. It's really just a symptom of the complete manners break-down with a lot of people around here. They cut in line, walk right into you, talk super loud right next to you, all those little things that'll get on your nerves. At least I can take comfort in my feeling of superiority.
I'm looking forward to tonight, I get to take Maria out for her birthday, and finally give her her gift, and somehow it's already Thursday? Crazy.
TelevisionLostNice episode - I really liked the shot of the supposed 'Others' legs, and getting some more back story on Sun and Jin. I also love that the second group of survivors is comming back to the first group - it'll expand the area of the island the show takes place on. I'm looking forward to hearing what's been happening to that second group.
Lost is so unpredictable, every week they throw something new at you, and it's always really fun to watch. It's good to have a few shows that you can always count on to be good.
The Colbert Report
I've seen two episodes of this now, and I must say I really like it! His long monolouges at the top of the show are fantastic thus far. They call it "The Word", it's very flow of consciousness, and it's been brilliant the first two weeks. Sure, it's a lot like the
Daily Show, but I think it works really well as a compliment. It's so very much like news networks that run show after show after show that's almost the exact same thing, just with differnet hosts.
I don't think saying that the show is too much like the
Daily Show is a reason to put it down. I'm pretty sure that's the idea - they're building a complimentary show, building off the success of a show that's been great for years.
The Colbert Report brings a different feel, it's all about Stephen, and he plays his "I'm the shit" character.
The Daily Show is much more of a talk show/news report, where the
Colbert Report is just his opinion. He doesn't report stories, he doesn't interview guests about their latest book or movie, he basically just preaches his views and then talks to a guest about journalism (thus far). I wish I watched the 24-hour news channels, as I'm sure there's a perfect comparison out there with real news shows. To me these two fit into different categories. I just hope Colbert keeps the quality where it is.
Top Model
Maria and I watched an episode of
Top Model last night - what an awful show. Tyra Banks is an
IDIOT, and she seems to flaunt the fact that, despite being dumber than everyone, she gets to be on TV. Ms. Banks spends most of the show making stupid faces and asking questions in painfully dumb ways. The show seems to make a conscious effort to keep her out of any actual challenges (or whatever they call the events), and only let her participate in a commentator role. Also, many of the contestants are mysteriously unattractive. The picture above is the best photo I could find of one in particular. Haha, ouch. Oh, I'm just kidding. That's actually a horse. But really, a lot of these girls don't really seem to belong in this type of competition. Think I'm kidding? Here's a real picture of the girl that throws me the most:

What's that? She doesn't have makeup on? Okay, how about THIS:

Haha, god, I'm such an ass. But really, this show is presented as, "Here are the most beautiful women we could find. All of them are legitimate candidates to become professional models." And I'll have no arguments along the lines of, "Modeling is hard, it's a skill, it's not just looking pretty." Because I've heard Tyra Banks (an uber successful model) talk, and I'm pretty sure she hasn't even mastered buttons yet.
Okay, sorry, I just found these pictures on the top model
website I feel you must see them.


What The Fuck. Yeah, this show deserves air time.