In recent weeks, for reasons I cannot explain, people have taken to bringing food into my home and leaving it in my refrigerator. While I am happy to cool and house this refugee food, these beautiful young foodstuffs need your help. For just pennies a day you can give these eats clean water, a place to learn, or some baking powder. But more than money, these castaways need a new home; a place they can learn to trust and love again. Won't you help?
Meat shouldn't have to learn the hard facts of life on the cold streets of a strange freezer. These chicken breasts were abandoned after spending months in an empty apartment with no human contact of any kind. Through our loving support and seasonings these chicken breasts will learn to be delicious again. If you have a warm stomach and a taste for poultry perhaps you could give these breaded bits of avian bosom a loving home. Fully preserved and ready to cook, come meet these wonderful chicken breasts and learn that it's what's inside the breading that really counts!
Hi, I'm not juice yet, but I dream that someday someone will dump me into a pitcher with warm water and stir me until I dissolve, releasing my bountiful nutrients unto the world! My foster parents at David's kitchen have kept me cold, dry and housed inside of a box with the chicken breasts. The chicken breasts and I have brown quite fond of each other, and we'd love to stay together forever! Now here's a word from my foster Daddy: Thanks, juice concentrate! He's a great kid. Juice concentrate does need some special care; unlike our other foods up for adoption, juice concentrate demands a bit of preparation. His instructions are clearly written on the side of his convent, cylindrical packaging, though, and can be accomplished with simple kitchen utensils.
Who would eat food that's still alive? That just seems...
delicious! This litter of six peach yogurt cups was discovered hiding in our refrigerator inside of a grocery bag. We're pretty sure they were brought home from a store in that bag and lost somewhere along the way. Certianly no one meant to leave these little guys behind; they're just too cute! Currently connected by the tops of their heads, these yogurts are ready to be snapped apart and enjoyed for breakfast, lunch, or just a snack! Talk about a team player! The peach yogurt boys have made a real name for themselves at the refrigerator late-night raves, where their bright packaging and glossy surface look just fantastic under a black light.
We found these waffles stuffed ramshackle into a bag meant for a waffle family half their size. Though they are cramped, they are strong. A friendship has grown between the waffles and their new neighbor, vodka bottle. The two often stay up late into the night, singing songs and knitting mittens. Though vodka bottle will be sad to see them go, he wishes them, "nothing but the best home a sac of waffles could have". High praise for some highly delicious, toaster-ready breakfast food!
What's that? You're looking to eat some cereal? Or bake a cake? Or eat some cookies? Well, whatever you had planned for dinner, there's nothing better than a tall glass of milk afterwards. Milk arrived at our refrigerator under nourished and skinny. Though he's still not as well-rounded as his luckier milk brothers, this little guy is a fighter. The first thing he did when arriving in the refrigerator was muscle his way right between the assorted beer and half-empty Gatorade Fierce; talk about a bold entrance! We're sure milk will make a similarly bold entrance - straight into your mouth.
*A note about this: Yes, people really have brought all of these items to my house and left them in my refrigerator. At first I was going to use these photos to post ransom demands, but the food won me over; now I just want to see it happy.
